GIRLFRIEND vs WIFE



                                                                                  
     
Wife is like TV
Girlfriend is like Hand Phone(HP)
At home watch TV
Go out bring HP

No money, sell TV
Got money change HP
Sometime enjoy TV
But most of the time play with HP

TV free for life
HP, if you don’t pay, services terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
HP is cute, slim, curvy, portable at any time

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
HP is high and often demanding
Most important..................
TV got remote.............HP don’t have........

Last but not least...........
TV never get virus, but HP yes......have virus..
Once get it, terus KONG.....so better choose TV...... :)
Haahaahaa.................!!!

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