SALLEH GREGOR SAMSA - pertikaikan PUASA.

Salam semua, aku menulis tentang beliau walaupun terasa info sudah berlalu.. tetapi ramai yang tak berpuas hati sbb gambar ni kecil susah nak baca.. so, aku perbesarkan gambar nie..

p/s : kepada SALLEH, boleh pikir ke tak?

1. Buat pengampunan pastu bayar kat hang.. then suruh orang tu bunuh diri..
2. kenapa hang tak bunuh diri sekali
3. duit yang org bayar tu, kalau terasa nak bunuh diri.. meh bagi kat aku... ahahahaha

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HONDA TAK GUNA!!!

PETALING JAYA: How far will you go to get your car fixed? In these day of light-speed emails, instant messages and cellphones, an irate car-owner decided to adopt an old-school method of seeking redress — by placing stickers all over his problematic car. 

And the message on the stickers read: "My Honda Tak Guna" (My Useless Honda). 

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To make sure he got the full attention of the car manufacturer, this sticker-adorned vehicle was parked outside the Honda Malaysia sales and service office here in Section 13 — much to the amusement of many pedestrians and motorists. 

As to why he had resorted to such measures, events executive Jess Ross said his car brakes kept failing despite several repairs. 

"Three months after buying the car, the rear brakes started giving way.After having these replaced by Honda, the same problem occurred three months later with the brakes giving way in the middle of the road. 

"Luckily, I wasn't hit by another car when it happened." 

After sending the 15-month old car to the Honda authorised service centre, Sumber Auto, Ross claimed to have been told the car had its front brake callipers fitted wrongly during the original assembly. 

Even after the brake calipers were rectified, Jess' woes continued with the calamitous Honda Accord he bought for about RM140,000. 

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Three months later, after getting his disc brake pads replaced for the second time, his Honda Accord started juddering again. 

This time Honda mentioned the brake discs needed to be skimmed. 

"On June 20 , there was a screeching sound from my front wheels and the car started juddering again. This time, I decided enough was enough. The car was towed to the Honda service centre for a fourth check on this particular screeching issue." 

Claiming manufacturing defects, Ross said: "My demands are simple, firstly I want Honda to fully rectify the problems on my car and include a manufacturer's guarantee that such defects will not recur. 

"Secondly, Honda could replace my car with another guaranteed problem-free unit. If all else fails, I want Honda to buy back the car at the purchase price. 

"Honestly, I am still open to negotiations and a win-win situation I feel, is the best for both parties," he said, stressing he has no plans to remove the eye-catching stickers from his car. 

A Honda Malaysia representative said the company remained committed to inspecting, servicing and repairing the problematic vehicle. 

"The company would like to assure Ross the affected vehicle will be serviced and repaired to his satisfaction." Still unhappy with this response, Ross asked: "Why is it Honda Malaysia can't guarantee their parts, which serve a basic function of braking, to function properly? 

"Is it too much to ask for a guarantee for their supposedly original parts which they recommended we use?"

p/s : Kalau aku.. mmg tak hantar servis dah.. bakar terus.. hehe

TERIMA KASIH

Salam 1Blogger, 1 Nuffnanger..

Di sini ingin saya mengucap JUTAAN TERIMA KASIH kepada blogger yang telah menerjah ke blog dalam peningkatan trafik saya. JUTAAN TERIMA KASIH sekali lagi diucapkan...

Huraikan-Tarikh Lahir Anda

Cili Pilihan Dara & Janda

Chili pilihan/ idaman Dara & mak janda.

Hati-hati semasa potong!

Di Tanggung Halal---Chilly sunat (malay name)

Hot Stuff
Mother Nature must be playing a prank on mankind
(and womankind as well) when such extraordinary vegetables appear.

These are actual peppers from a garden. They are called 'Peter Peppers'..

The world’s most offensive-looking plant

Why?

Apabila Orang Melayu bersembang ngan Orang Hokkien

U definately will have a good laugh if u can understand hokkien....

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err.... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..


Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah


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Nasyid di Ofis

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GAGASAN 1MALAYSIA vs MALAYSIAN MALAYSIA

PERBEZAAN ANTARA GAGASAN 1MALAYSIA DENGAN KONSEP MALAYSIAN MALAYSIA

Berpandukan    definisi    yang    dinyatakan, Gagasan 1Malaysia memiliki kelainan seperti berikut:

1Malaysia adalah gagasan bagi mengharmonikan rakyat pelbagai kaum di negara ini tanpa mengubah identiti kaum-kaum tersebut. Konsep Malaysian Malaysia pula adalah satu dasar yang mahu menggagalkan terus asas binaan kemasyarakatan yang wujud itu. Keadilan yang dicanangkan dalam konsep Malaysian Malaysia diambil secara membuta tuli dengan mengambil konsep kesamarataan versi total.

Di samping menjaga kepentingan semua kaum, Gagasan 1Malaysia juga me-nekankan soal integrasi dan pewujudan bangsa Malaysia. Berbeza dengan Malaysian Malaysia yang hanya terbatas kepada kesamarataan hak tanpa me-ngambil kira realiti dan sejarah negara Malaysia.

Perpaduan      yang      digambarkan      oleh Gagasan 1Malaysia amat berbeza dari konsep asimilasi yang diamalkan di negara-negara etnik dilenyapkan dan diganti dengan satu identiti nasional yang sama.

Sebaliknya 1Malaysia menghargai dan menghormati prinsip-prinsip Perlembagaan Persekutuan serta identiti-identiti etnik setiap kaum di Malaysia, dan meng-anggapnya sebagai satu aset atau kelebihan yang patut dibanggakan.

1Malaysia menekankan sikap penerimaan dalam kalangan rakyat berbilang kaum, di mana sesuatu kaum menerima keunikan kaum yang lain seadanya agar kita dapat hidup bersama dalam keadaan saling menghormati sebagai rakyat dalam satu negara.

Maksud "Rakyat Didahulukan"

di sini ada saya lampirkan maksud "Rakyat didahulukan".. ini disebabkan masih ramai di luar sana keliru akan maksud ini :

Maksud    Rakyat    Didahulukan    dalam Gagasan 1Malaysia ialah merujuk kepada 6 Bidang Keberhasilan Utama Negara (NKRA) yang telah disasarkan oleh kerajaan dalam konteks untuk membela dan meletakkan kepentingan rakyat sentiasa diutamakan. NKRA tersebut ialah :

1. Meluaskan akses pendidikan berkualiti dan berkemampuan.
2. Mengurangkan kadar jenayah.
3. Memerangi rasuah.
4. Meningkatkan taraf hidup rakyat ber-pendapatan rendah.
5. Memperkasa prasarana luar bandar dan pendalaman.
6. Menambah baik pengangkutan awam.

Sementara   bagi   maksud   Pencapaian Diutamakan pula merujuk kepada komitmen kerajaan dalam meletakkan sasaran terhadap pancapaian bagi setiap NKRA.